UPS men

I'm always amazed at the UPS men. Where do they get these guys?! They are all polite, well groomed, and efficient. I'm not sure if I trust them anymore. I'm begining to think that they are being cloned in South America on some sort of compound, and they are plotting to take over the world. At any moment they might turn on us and force us into those brown vans, and ship us off to who knows where.